Holy sh*t, this is actually insane

Holy sh*t, this is actually insane my Claude now runs an ad agency by itself it finds AI startups about to launch, pitches the founders, closes the deal, builds the 3D launch spot and sends the invoice. i wake up to "paid". startups pay $3,000–6,000 for a 15s launch spot like this. 48 leads. 12 pitches. 1 signed. 0 employees. here's the full stack from first lead to payout ↓ /agency-of-one ┃ ┣ FIND ┃ ┗ Lead Research skill: finds AI startups launching this month with no launch video ┃ ┃ ┣ PITCH ┃ ┗ Cold Email skill: a personal pitch to every founder + a free storyboard ┃ ┃ ┣ CLOSE ┃ ┗ PDF skill: proposal, scope and the contract the client signs ┃ ┃ ┣ BUILD ┃ ┗ Blender MCP: Opus models the 3D icon, splits the layers, lights it, renders ┃ ┃ ┣ CUT ┃ ┗ HyperFrames: titles, overlays and 16:9 / 9:16 / 1:1 cuts, written as HTML ┃ ┃ ┗ GET PAID ┗ Stripe agent toolkit: invoice + payment link the second the client approves one…